{"product_id":"funny-retirement-tumbler-gift-pilsner","title":"Funny Retirement Tumbler – “F*cking Quitter” Pilsner Cup | 20 oz Insulated Gift","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"5x9pqt\" data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e🎉 Finally… They Quit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eAfter years of meetings, alarms, emails, and “circling back”…\u003cbr data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"544\"\u003ethey did it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eThey walked away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eThey quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eAnd honestly? We couldn’t be happier for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eThis hilariously honest retirement tumbler is the perfect send-off for someone who’s officially done with the daily grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"764\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1guiubh\" data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e🍺 Why It’s the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"994\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j5645q\" data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eBold, laugh-out-loud retirement message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"78kefe\" data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eGreat for parties, celebrations, and gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6mhg5b\" data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eKeeps drinks cold while they enjoy their new “schedule”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bq8ztw\" data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eWay better than another boring card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"neb3t5\" data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pc29db\" data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eRetirement parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l17nwy\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003eCoworkers who’ve earned their freedom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uqsusg\" data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003eBosses (if you’re brave 😏)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n1uc5a\" data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eFriends or family starting their next chapter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"hth60j\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e🧊 The Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"800igc\" data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e20 oz insulated pilsner tumbler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zbmmto\" data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eWhite stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qxh573\" data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eDouble-wall vacuum insulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"34elag\" data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eClear lid included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1113awa\" data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eDesign is permanently sublimated (won’t peel or fade)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8273sk\" data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eMade from 18\/8 food-grade stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e📏 Size:\u003cbr data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003e8 3\/4\" tall x 3 7\/16\" wide\u003cbr data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eBase diameter: 2 7\/8\" (fits most cup holders)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"wf2ixs\" data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1535\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1610\"\u003eHand wash only (because retirement means no shortcuts… except all of them)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chivilla Bay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40165429674169,"sku":"HapRetPiltblr","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2047\/7653\/files\/Retirement_Fing_Quitter_2026.jpg?v=1774643359","url":"https:\/\/chivillabay.com\/products\/funny-retirement-tumbler-gift-pilsner","provider":"Chivilla Bay ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}