"How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man" - Humorous Guidebook

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"How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man" - The Ultimate Guide to Avoiding Grumpiness

Think you’re immune to becoming a crotchety old man? Think again! "How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man" is your essential guide to staying cool, calm, and un-crotchety, no matter how many kids end up on your lawn.


  • Hilarious Advice: With 250 laugh-out-loud truths, this book dives into the heart of grumpiness and comes out laughing.
  • Illustrations That Tickles Your Funny Bone: Adrienne Hartman’s illustrations perfectly capture the essence of classic crotchety behavior, adding a visual punchline to every truth.
  • Relatable and Real: Whether you’re the grumpy old man in question or you know one, this book hits close to home, delivering chuckles and maybe a few eye-opening moments.

Perfect For:

  • Gifting the men in your life who swear they’re just "telling it like it is."
  • Father’s Day, birthdays, and any occasion that needs a dose of humor.
  • Anyone who’s ever been accused of prematurely yelling at TV screens or salting their food before tasting.

Wrap up a copy of "How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man" and give the gift of laughter. It's the perfect antidote to the dreaded crotchety old man-itis and a great way to remind the men in your life to laugh at themselves a little more often.

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