Ole & Lena: Live Via Satellite Paperback – Illustrated, April 11, 2002

Ole & Lena: Live Via Satellite Paperback – Illustrated, April 11, 2002
Ole & Lena: Live Via Satellite Paperback – Illustrated, April 11, 2002

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$6.96 
SKU: 61430

by Bruce Danielson (Author), Ann Berg (Author)

You've never seen Ole and Lena like this!

Ole's not as dumb as he looks; no one could be that dumb! From their family and jobs to vacations and Ole's favorite stories, Ole & Lena: Live Via Satellite shares the legendary couple's antics and also captures the pair in action.

Full of jokes, tales and more, this book will have you rolling with laughter. Plus, photos make the bumbling duo appear larger than life. Your book collection is incomplete without this one!

About the Author

Bruce and his wife Judy have been married for more than 35 years. The couple resides in Cambridge, Minnesota, where they both work for the Cambridge-Isanti School District. Bruce teaches math and speech communications, as well as directing the high school musical, serving as an advisor for the Battle of the Bands and the student variety show, and co-hosting the annual faculty variety show. Bruce is a retired Sergeant Major of the National Guard, with more than 33 years of service. He enjoys making stained-glass and spending time with his wife and two miniature schnauzers, Harry and Sam. Ann lives in the small Minnesota town of Cambridge with Larry, her husband of 31 years. In addition to teaching science at the local middle school, Ann works as an educational consultant and makes various appearances in her role as Lena. Ann enjoys spending her free time with her three grown sons at the family cabin “up north.”

Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.

Home Improvement

Lena: Ole, I haf a whole list of tings for you to do dis summer. Da first vun on da list is to move da house six inches to da north.

Ole: Lena, vy vould ve move da house six inches north?

Lena: To take up da slack on da clothes line.

*****

Lena: Ole, remember how you carpeted da bathroom last summer?

Ole: Yah, Lena, you loved do new carpeting in da bathroom.

Lena: So, dis summer, let’s carpet all da vey up to da house.

*****

Judge: Are you a pole vaulter?

Ole: No, I’m Norvegian, and don’t call me Valter!


Product details

  • Publisher : Adventure Publications; Illustrated edition (April 11, 2002)
  • Language: : English
  • Paperback : 96 pages
  • ISBN-10 : 1885061439
  • ISBN-13 : 978-1885061430
  • Item Weight : 6 ounces
  • Dimensions : 6.96 x 0.33 x 6.66 inches