{"product_id":"owners-manual-for-over-the-hill-old-farts-book","title":"Owners Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"213\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"213\"\u003eThe Hilariously Inappropriate Guide to Getting Older (Whether You Like It or Not)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"306\"\u003eGrowing older is inevitable. Growing older gracefully? That's a completely different story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eIf you're shopping for someone who's celebrating a milestone birthday and has a great sense of humor (and can handle a healthy dose of colorful language), the \u003cem data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eOwners Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts\u003c\/em\u003e by J.R. Beckham is guaranteed to get laughs. This tongue-in-cheek novelty book pokes fun at all the not-so-glamorous parts of aging, from mysterious body noises and questionable bladder control to surrendering your driver's license and desperately trying to look 20 years younger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003eWritten in a funny question-and-answer format, this short but memorable gag gift doesn't hold back. It's packed with outrageous jokes, sarcastic observations, and enough laugh-out-loud moments to make any birthday party a little more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e This book contains strong language, crude humor, and adult jokes. It's intended for mature readers who appreciate off-color comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hora4w\" data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003eFunny novelty book by J.R. Beckham\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2wbxvp\" data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eQuestion-and-answer style format\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10ybz4k\" data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003ePacked with jokes about aging, birthdays, and getting \"over the hill\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"awqp3c\" data-start=\"1348\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003ePerfect conversation starter for parties and celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17kb9cg\" data-start=\"1408\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003eLarge print edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v69b92\" data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003ePaperback format\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7rp1ta\" data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e24 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"11upj3h\" data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cqr2fw\" data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1534\"\u003ePublisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4vo0tb\" data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1568\"\u003ePublication Date: July 16, 2017\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nnxhbm\" data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1te109l\" data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003ePrint Length: 24 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3vrhbu\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003eISBN-13: 978-1548901479\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ffw6hw\" data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003eDimensions: 6\" x 0.06\" x 9\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tax9xc\" data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003eWeight: 1.8 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"9n3n4e\" data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19wvtg9\" data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003e40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"u4v9cm\" data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003eOver-the-hill parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19q5r9y\" data-start=\"1772\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eRetirement celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yz7hc8\" data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"id18g6\" data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eOffice gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q0j4mu\" data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003eFriends and family who love sarcastic humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"883j98\" data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003eAnyone who refuses to take aging seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1936\" data-end=\"2117\"\u003eWhether they're turning 40 or proudly collecting senior discounts, this outrageous little book proves that getting older may not be for the faint of heart, but it sure can be funny.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ingram","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45701144183013,"sku":"","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2047\/7653\/files\/Owners_Manual_for_Over_the_Hill_Old_Farts_Book_Front_cover.jpg?v=1780334126","url":"https:\/\/chivillabay.com\/products\/owners-manual-for-over-the-hill-old-farts-book","provider":"Chivilla Bay ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}