Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set - Funny Office & Co-Worker Gift (5 Pack)

$14.00
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Pickup available at Chivilla Bay Uptown Aberdeen

Usually ready in 2-4 days

Add some sass to your stationery stash with the Welcome to the Shit Show Pen Set. This hilarious set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for anyone who's just surviving the daily grind with a little snark and sarcasm.

Each pen features a different laugh-out-loud phrase that perfectly sums up office life, parenting, or just existing in 2025:

  • Not thriving, just surviving
  • Welcome to the Shit Show
  • Hot Mess Express
  • Maybe today, Satan
  • What Fresh Hell is this

Smooth-writing and easy to click, these novelty pens make a fun (and relatable) gift for co-workers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little humor with their to-do list.

Perfect for:

  • Co-worker appreciation gifts
  • White elephant & office gift exchanges
  • Funny stocking stuffers
  • Everyday desk snark

Because sometimes, you just need a pen that gets you.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Overview:

  • In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
  • Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
  • Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.

Returns Overview:

  • 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
  • Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
  • Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
  • Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
  • Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.

For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.

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