Snarky Christmas Pen Set - 5 Pack of Holiday Sass
Pickup available at Chivilla Bay Uptown Aberdeen
Usually ready in 2-4 days
When your holiday spirit is running… questionable… these pens have your back. This 5-piece Christmas pen set delivers the perfect mix of festive cheer and salty humor — because let’s be real, the holidays are magical, chaotic, and just a little unhinged. Exactly how we like it.
Each pen features a different hilarious holiday saying and writes in smooth black ink. Perfect for stuffing stockings, topping gifts, or keeping at your desk as a reminder that you’re doing your best. ✨
Please note: product image is a mockup. Actual colors may vary slightly.
✏️ Features
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Set of 5 black-ink ballpoint pens
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Smooth, reliable writing for all your holiday chaos
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Includes five snarky sayings:
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“WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?”
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“IT’S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS”
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“GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A GIFT”
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“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT”
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“DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF”
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Lightweight, durable, and ready for gifting
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Makes holiday checklists 10x funnier
🎁 Perfect For
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Stocking stuffers & Secret Santa
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Teachers, coworkers, office friends
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Bullet journals, planners & to-do lists
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Anyone who loves a little holiday sass
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Pairing with notebooks, gifts, or holiday cards
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Overview:
- In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
- Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
Returns Overview:
- 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
- Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.
Need Help? Contact us at rmay@ChivillaBay.com or call Rhonda at 605-397-7703.
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