Vintage Perks – Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Pickup available at Chivilla Bay Uptown Aberdeen
Usually ready in 2-4 days
Old age has its benefits…
And getting away with pretty much anything is one of them.
The Vintage Perks Funny Birthday Card celebrates another year older with wit, charm, and a perfectly timed punchline. Featuring a colorful beach cartoon by artist Mike Scovel, the front sets the tone with a cheeky reminder that aging comes with perks. Inside, the joke lands hard with permission to blame it all on a senior moment.
It’s playful, a little irreverent, and absolutely perfect for someone who owns their age with confidence and humor.
Why You’ll Love It
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Classic vintage-style humor that never goes out of style
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Bold, detailed cartoon artwork with beach vibes
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Laugh-out-loud message that feels clever, not mean
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Printed on premium cardstock for a quality feel
Perfect For
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Friends who embrace birthdays with humor
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Family members who love a good joke
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Milestone birthdays
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Anyone who’s earned the right to call it a “senior moment”
Card Details
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Front Message:
Old age has its benefits… -
Inside Message:
Call it a “senior moment” and you can get away with pretty much anything!
Happy Birthday -
Artist: Mike Scovel
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Size: 5" x 7"
- Includes: Matching envelope
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Overview:
- In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
- Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
Returns Overview:
- 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
- Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.
Need Help? Contact us at rmay@ChivillaBay.com or call Rhonda at 605-397-7703.
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