Another Year Older? Funny Birthday Card – “Please Tell Me It’s Vodka”
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Aging gracefully is great and all… but let’s be honest, we have questions.
This hilarious birthday card delivers the perfect mix of sass and celebration with a line that every adult birthday crowd will appreciate. It’s the kind of card that gets read out loud, laughed at, and maybe followed by “okay but seriously… what is your secret?”
Simple, witty, and just the right amount of cheeky, this one is made for friends who can take a joke and raise a glass to another year.
Features:
- Funny birthday greeting card with adult humor
- Front reads: Another year older? What’s your secret?
- Inside reads: Please tell me it’s vodka. Happy Birthday!
- Clean, modern design with a playful tone
- Artist: Leslie Moak Murray
- Size: 5 x 7
- Envelope included
- Printed on sustainably sourced paper
- Made in the USA
Perfect For:
- Friends who appreciate a little sarcasm with their birthday cake
- Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50… you get the idea)
- Wine nights, girls’ nights, and laugh-out-loud moments
- Pairing with a bottle of something celebratory 🍷
- Customers shopping for witty, adult birthday cards
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Shipping Overview:
- In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
- Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
Returns Overview:
- 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
- Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.
Need Help? Contact us at rmay@ChivillaBay.com or call Rhonda at 605-397-7703.
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