Breaking News! Funny Birthday Card – “Old Age Is Coming for You”
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled birthday with a very important announcement…
This retro-inspired birthday card delivers a perfectly timed dose of humor featuring a classic news anchor style illustration and a headline that pulls zero punches. It’s bold, a little savage, and exactly the kind of card that gets read out loud (and laughed at).
Flip it open and it softens the blow just enough with a witty follow-up that keeps the laughs going.
Features:
- Funny birthday greeting card with retro news anchor design
- Front reads: Breaking News! Old age is coming for us all, but today it's mainly coming for you!
- Inside reads: Better News! You're younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday.
- Vintage-style illustration with radio microphone 🎙️
- Artist: Pigment Productions Ltd
- Size: 4.75" x 6.75"
- Envelope included
- Printed on quality cardstock
- Made in the USA
Perfect For:
- Friends who can take a joke (and give it right back)
- Milestone birthdays with a sense of humor
- Anyone who appreciates retro vibes and witty sarcasm
- Pairing with a funny gift or “over the hill” theme
- Customers shopping for bold, laugh-out-loud birthday cards
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Shipping Overview:
- In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
- Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
Returns Overview:
- 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
- Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.
Need Help? Contact us at rmay@ChivillaBay.com or call Rhonda at 605-397-7703.
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