Funny Birthday Cocktail Napkins – Assorted Styles | Mud Pie
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Birthdays are inevitable. We might as well have cocktails and make fun of them.
These Funny Birthday Cocktail Napkins from Mud Pie bring just the right amount of sass to the snack table, bar cart, birthday dinner, or “we’re absolutely not discussing what number this is” celebration.
Each 5" x 5" paper cocktail napkin features a colorful illustrated design paired with a hilarious take on birthdays, aging, wine, whiskey, and the strange realization that somehow we're the old people now.
Choose from six funny birthday styles:
- Age Gets Better With Wine – Because a good vintage deserves another good vintage.
- Age Only Matters If You’re a Cheese – Finally, some aging advice we can get behind.
- I Can’t Prove This But I Swear I Used to Be Smarter, Funnier, and Less Tired – Featuring the universal birthday mood: exhausted on the couch.
- I’m Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You’d Be Really Expensive – A toast to becoming top shelf.
- It’s Probably Time to Start Carrying Candies in Your Pocket – When you're ready to fully embrace your destiny.
- It’s Weird Being the Same Age as Old People – Possibly the rudest thing the calendar has ever done.
Perfect for milestone birthdays, birthday parties, cocktail hour, wine nights, bar carts, or pairing with a bottle of their favorite beverage for an easy and funny birthday gift.
Product Details
Brand: Mud Pie
Product: Birthday Cocktail Napkins
Size: 5" x 5"
Material: Paper
Styles: 6 birthday designs
Occasion: Birthday
Style: Funny, snarky, novelty
Please select your favorite style when ordering.
Because cake is good, but cake served with a napkin that makes everyone snort-laugh is better.
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- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
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- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
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