“It’s Over for You” Funny Get Well Card
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Recovery mode: activated. Attitude: fully intact.
This bold, laugh-out-loud get well card features a retro-style woman kicked back in her recliner, heating pad in place, and absolutely zero patience left. It’s the perfect mix of sass and sarcasm for someone who might be down… but definitely not out.
Not your typical sympathy card… and that’s exactly the point.
Features:
- Funny get well greeting card with edgy humor
- Front reads:
“As soon as this heating pad eases the pain in my back and the ibuprofen kicks in, it’s over for you bitches.” - Inside reads:
“Take four ibuprofen and feel better soon!” - Retro-style illustration with bold, unapologetic attitude 😏
- Size: 4.75" x 6.75"
- Envelope included
- Artwork © Ephemera, Inc.
- Printed on quality cardstock
Perfect For:
- Friends who appreciate bold, sarcastic humor
- Recovery after surgery, injury, or “just getting old” moments
- Anyone who would laugh at this instead of a sappy card
- Pairing with a care package, snacks, or cozy gifts
- Customers shopping for funny, slightly inappropriate get well cards
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Shipping Overview:
- In-Stock Items: Processed within 2-3 business days, excluding weekends/holidays.
- Made-to-Order Items: Production time is 2-3 weeks; shipped next business day after completion. Shipping times may vary, especially during high volume periods. We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx, choosing the most economical method unless otherwise specified. You’ll receive an email with shipping details, including tracking information, upon dispatch.
- Special Requests: For gift wrapping or other needs, please inform us when ordering.
Returns Overview:
- 30-Day Policy: Items can be returned within 30 days of receipt in their original condition. Start your return via your account or contact us directly for assistance.
- Damages/Issues: Report any problems immediately for prompt resolution.
- Exceptions: Perishable, custom, sale items, and gift cards are non-returnable.
- Exchanges: Return the original item and place a new order.
- Refunds: Processed within 10 business days upon return inspection, with some banks taking additional time to post refunds.
For detailed information on our policies, please visit our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy pages.
Need Help? Contact us at rmay@ChivillaBay.com or call Rhonda at 605-397-7703.
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