Roses are Red Soy Candle - White Sage & Lavendar | Snarky Gift Candle

For the person who’s impossible to shop for, chronically unimpressed, or has a heart made of iced coffee and boundaries — meet the Roses Are Red candle. The label says it all:

“Roses are red, you’re hard to impress, so here’s a candle — I did my best.”

Soft, clean, and calming, this White Sage & Lavender scent fills the room like a deep breath you didn’t know you needed. The 9 oz soy candle burns slow and steady, bringing spa-day energy to bedrooms, bathrooms, and wherever you hide from your responsibilities.

Gift it, light it, or keep it on standby for the next time you need to say “I care… but not enough to write a poem.”

Features

• 🌿 White Sage & Lavender fragrance – fresh, soothing, and spa-like

• 🕯️ 100% natural soy wax with a clean burn

• 🧵 100% cotton wick (because nobody likes black soot)

• 🫙 Glass jar that looks cute in any room

• 🎁 Perfect snarky gift for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, coworkers, or “just because”

Specifications

• Wax: 100% natural soy

• Wick: 100% cotton

• Jar: Glass, 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)

• Label: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)

• Weight: 9 oz (255 g)

• Burn time: 50–60 hours

• Product sourced from the USA

Perfect For

• Valentine’s Day gifts with attitude

• Best friend gifts when flowers won’t cut it

• Thoughtful but sarcastic presents

• “I did my best” energy

• People who prefer candles over romance